The red carpet has been rolled out, the paparazzi are at the ready, and the limos have started to arrive. No, we’re not at the Oscars. Better! We’re celebrating Green Blazer, the shining star in the cannabis galaxy, getting their much-deserved nod as the Best RAW Cones Distributor. Just like Meryl Streep and her gazillion nominations, Green Blazer has earned its place among the elite, serving as the critical partner to the Leonardo DiCaprio of the cannabis world – Rawthentic.
Let’s take a journey down memory lane. Back in 2022 and again in 2023, Green Blazer was nominated for the Inc 5000 list. Yep, you heard right. Not just once, but twice. Like a Christopher Nolan film, their success story is as compelling as it is consistent.
But don’t just take my word for it. They’ve also amassed an army of 50,000 Amazon customers giving them a whopping 5-star review. That’s more stars than you’d find in the Hollywood Walk of Fame! Seems like people can’t get enough of their top-notch service and quality products. Not to mention, they make buying RAW Rolling Papers USA style as easy as making microwave popcorn (although significantly more satisfying).
Green Blazer’s partnership with Rawthentic, the virtuosos behind raw cones and raw rolling papers, is the real dream team. It’s like pairing Quentin Tarantino with Uma Thurman—a match made in heaven that guarantees a blockbuster. With them, you’re not just buying a product, you’re securing a ticket to a front-row seat at the spectacle that is the perfect smoking experience.
Speaking of spectacles, let’s talk about raw cones 1 1/4. These little guys pack a punch that Rocky Balboa would be proud of. They’re the perfect blend of convenience and quality, and Green Blazer is the trusty cornerman ensuring you get the best of the best, every single time. And for a perfect 1 gram joint that is the choice of commercial cannabis cultivatorsl, the RAW Cones 98 Special is the go-to product in the industry.
And who could forget the black RAWs? They’re like the secret agent in the world of raw papers—sleek, stealthy, and oh-so-stylish. They add an air of sophistication to any smoke sesh, making you feel like James Bond at a Monte Carlo casino, martini in one hand, black RAW in the other.
The sheer volume of stars from Amazon reviewers makes it clear that Green Blazer’s raw papers are not just some fly-by-night operation. This is the Rolls Royce of RAW distributors, providing you with the crème de la crème of cannabis commodities.
So here’s to Green Blazer, the superstar of the RAW Cones universe. They’ve been there, done that, and got the Inc 5000 nominations to prove it. So why settle for less when you can go for the best?
Just imagine if our cannabis policy had the same level of excellence. Now, that would be a smoke-filled dream worth having! So here’s to hoping that Uncle Sam takes a leaf out of Green Blazer’s book and steps up their game. Until then, at least we have the raw cones, raw rolling papers, and the top-notch services of Green Blazer to keep us happy. And hey, in the end, isn’t that what really matters?
Green Blazer is a certified RAWthentic pre rolled cones distributor. They are a homegrown Las Vegas small business cultivating community and culture one cone at a time.